I’m really concerned, because the last time I took this quiz, I got “Der Kommandant!”
Your result for The Would You Have Been a Nazi Test…
ADOLF HITLER
Achtung! You are 54% brainwashworthy, 45% antitolerant, and 48% blindly patriotic
You probably you lack the charisma and intelligence to be Hitler himself, but then again, who knows? You’ve got a few of the necessary traits, at least. You are crazy, nationalistic, and more proud of your background than you should be.
Right now I am breathing a big sigh of relief that you don’t live in Germany in the 1930′s, although I guess things couldn’t have gone any worse than they did, even with your help. Maybe all this energy that you feel right now could be directed to an end less evil? Are you a Police Officer? Not in my town, I hope.
Sadly, you exceeded expectations on all 3 indicators.
Deutschland: Uber Alles!
- new test, it rules, take it –
The Terrorism Test
Your result for The 3 Variable Funny Test…
the Wit
(62% dark, 35% spontaneous, 32% vulgar)
your humor style:
CLEAN | COMPLEX | DARK
You like things edgy, subtle, and smart. I guess that means you’re probably an intellectual, but don’t take that to mean pretentious. You realize ‘dumb’ can be witty–after all isn’t that the Simpsons’ philosophy?–but rudeness for its own sake, ‘gross-out’ humor and most other things found in a fraternity leave you totally flat.
I guess you just have a more cerebral approach than most. You have the perfect mindset for a joke writer or staff writer.
Your sense of humor takes the most thought to appreciate, but it’s also the best, in my opinion.
You probably loved the Office. If you don’t know what I’m
talking about, check it out here: http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/theoffice/.
PEOPLE LIKE YOU: Jon Stewart – Woody Allen – Ricky Gervais
The 3-Variable Funny Test!
– it rules –
Which Extremity of the World Are You?
Your result for The Nerd? Geek? or Dork? Test…
Pure Nerd
74 % Nerd, 26% Geek, 39% Dork
A Nerd is someone who is passionate about learning/being smart/academia.
A Geek is someone who is passionate about some particular area or subject, often an obscure or difficult one.
A Dork is someone who has difficulty with common social expectations/interactions.
You scored better than half in Nerd, earning you the title of: Pure Nerd.
The times, they are a-changing. It used to be that being exceptionally smart led to being unpopular, which would ultimately lead to picking up all of the traits and tendences associated with the “dork.” No-longer. Being smart isn’t as socially crippling as it once was, and even more so as you get older: eventually being a Pure Nerd will likely be replaced with the following label: Purely Successful.
Congratulations!
